General Secretary : Cherian
Our General Secretary : Father of the Green Revolution in AIIMS which led to
cultivation of Cannabis Sativus by every resident of the hostel. A strong opponent
of Crop Rotation, Cherian has been an enigma for most of his time here, not least
because he refuses to get himself photographed but also for he is generally the
ring-leader whenever there is something illegal or slimy going on, be it from
sticking "rubbers" at hostel boards or scribbling "bad bad" words at Lec Theatre
desks about girl(s), hiding 'stained' adult magazines in our reputed B B Dik Shit
Library to ruining the fachcha's return party along with President and Gents'
Hostel Secretary and this, coupled with an aversion to public contacts with the
opposite sex, resulted in many women viewing him as their Everest, the one final
frontier.
In a breathtaking stroke for inspiration he came up with the idea of Institute Flag
consisting of a set of cheap lingerie tied to a long rod, which was waved with pride and
honour from Shimla all the way down to delhi in Himalyan queen express. It is a
pity that Indian national Congress never had Cherian to design their flag.
Long believed to be gay, and Paedophile (God bless warden's son Babloo!) he shat
in the face of all his detractors by showing up with a different girl every Sunday,
so much so that people now doubt that he runs a Massage Parlor with tall,
fair, hygienic, 7-Star,English speaking masseuses from the lands of Eastern Europe,
Russia and lately Afghanistan.